How It Feels Like To Noe You Might Die On Ur B'Day..

Stupid tsunami prediction.. They better re-check wat they are predicting or ill personally fly my ass over and pwned those freaks..urghh..this is so crappy man..Its like, there is so many things i have yet to do in my to-do-list...
1) Flunk PMR..
2) Flunk SPM..
3) Earn money..
4) Spend Money..
5) GO CYBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6) Get a car..
7) Create an anti-piano society..
8) Drink alcohol..
9) Beat up pilaks..
Anyway.. this feels like crap lah.. Picture this..i finally get to go out with frens..then half way through the happy b'day song.."happy birthday to Adri..gulp gulp..heeelp..ahhhhhh.."..the next thing i hear.."Please proceed to room 555 555 555 555 555 558..if got any problem, please dial 123 GOD 456, we hope you enjoy your stay."..=.=..
Dang.. i really gonna miss all my frens.. dang.. especially Samuel..so long didnt crap with him..damn..well, this is my Good Bye Poem to all my good frens..

For all the days we have been together,
Even when time goes slow like a dropping feather,
Im not even very sure wether,
If we all can again get together..

Knowing you all has been fun,
Sorry for all stupid things ive done,
How I wish we all are playing the sun,
Or stuffing ourselves with wan ton..

If you think this one of touchy poems which make people cry,
Or those things that people say before they die,
Well I dont wanna tell a lie,
IM NOT GOING TO DIE THAT SOON WASAI!!..

If you fell for that...God Bless YOu man..
But seriously..I noe you all Luv me..so pls dun kill me on my b'day, stop polution and save the earth!
Chao!..

N those who dunno my b'day..God Bless You too..

What Boring People Are Related To..

1) Boredom..yea, a whole lot of it..

2) Eating oreos like how to tv shows you to..twist it, lick it, dip it..i hate the lick part..

3) Sejarah, even when they are sleeping in class during sejarah..they dream about it..

4) Bollywood movie..etc. Slim-dog Rupeenair, Bollywood Chiwawa..

5) Bollywood songs..etc. Oops I eat Chapatti again, You spin my roti chanai right round..

6) Thick books that contain alot of good useless info at the age of 15..etc. How to be smart for

dummies, How to get a bollywood girls heart..

7) Reading lame blogs..

8) Creatung lame blogs..

9) Putting lame comments on lame blogs..etc. "You funny man lol"..

10) Pilak wannabes..

11) Chilak wannabes..

12) American wannabes..

13) Skinny people wannabes..

14) My mom wannabes...ew..some people are just so impossible..

15) James Bond wannabes..

16) Dota..hahaha..

17) Clement..
18) The sun..
19) The sea..
20) The moon..
21) The white house..
22) The Black House..
23) The Multicolour nippon paint house..
24) Nothing..
Chao!!

Sorry..

I dun feel like blogging today..
I just dun wanna take a break..
For those who noe why.. Im sorry..

Today No Post..

Sorry, nth to post.. no idea, no spark in my life to blog about.. wait.. thats it!! ill blog about nth to blog about..
Well, through personal experience, went i have nth good to say..i just go ahead and say the stupid things i wanna say..Sometimes i regret why..then i ask myself..and wonder...wonder...wonder..then i end up doing something else like eating cha sao pao, watching tv, eat another cha sao pao, drink some coke, watch stuff on youtube, go Damai buy some more cha sao pao, drink 100 plus, blog about stuff, eat another cha sao pao, get sick of cha sao and start eating tiew sa bao..
anyway, after that, i forget what i wanna think about then i start to think, wat i have to do.. then i think.... think .... think ..... think .... then i sleep..
Back to the real subject..Cha Sao..i mean...blogging about nth to blog.. So, reasons to why i have no idea to blog..
1) Cant stop of what Eugene did at school today..
2) cant believe i did it too..
3) It made me feel weird..
4) He was sooo naughty...arrrrrrr...
5) I never thought ignoring people was so fun..
6) Stupid piano theory..
7) Stupid piano
8) Stupid instrument
Anyway.. i think im getting kinda lame..
so Cha!! Sao..

Happy April You Fool..

Before you think im about to write another lame, crappy, stupid, time wasting post..I just wanna say.. thank you for atleast readin untill here.....here ....here?.......here............Here!!...................or maybe here??.......if you still reading.. good.. anyway.. let me begin..

Everwonder what is or who created April Fools Day??..well..sadly.. im not here to answer that.. Lets just say, April Fools Day is when stupid people do stupid things to let their victims know how stupid they are.. and to the question,"Who created April Fools Day?"..i can only say that i think a girl named April did this.. She must have been a stupid girl who was jealous of May and June.. May and June were twins and they looked..ok ok lah..neway, April must have been a retard.. wanting to look like them.. so 1st sshe headed to town to buy somethings.. 1st on her list was make up powder, but she bought itching powder, next, she went to buy a hair dryier, but bought a door buzer instead.. and lastly, trying very hard to grow taller..(Kerry pls dun perasan).. she ask another short girl.. the short girl was 15 years old, lived in likas, random/emo/lame.. but what April didnt noe.. was that this short girl, named Smerry, doesnt really noe how to grow tall.. thats the story of April Fools Day.. the moral is..dont do drugs!..Chao!..

What the chat box is for..

A chat box is for chatting.. not for styrofoam or satay or fried rice..you want those stuff?? go hardware store and restaurant.. and please.. akon is just crap, his latest songs sucks.. is he like trying to be a baby or something?? na na na na na na.. like wat a baby says when it wans milk.. and beyonce is just soo damn wrong.. let me tell her wat will happen if she were a boy.. shed be retarded.. katy perry never kissed a girl, she kissed a poster of herself..that fat obsesed woman with her fats.. who the heck is mr.cupido? i dun wanna find my true love..wth.. btw, jay is a boys name..how to be lesbian pilak?? i dun even wanna noe.. elvis, get a life!..ohya, ur dead..rain, ur a bad boy eddy, so shut up man.. wanna be something badder?? go punch Paris Hilton.. maths paper, i never cheated on you..only Chong Yee Shung does.. its marry poppins not marry poppinsi.. dumb person dunno how to spell..zzz.. barney, u are a overly fed, obesed, gay, stupid, crappy "dino".. there are only two reasons why u put on that useless suit..1)you too poor to wear anything else.. 2)you really stupid in da head.. king of calories, im not sure who you are.. but you really make me pissed for some reason.. lastly.. kerry and kim.. wats this crap man?? its like two tottaly different ppl, like trying compare the height of O'Neal and er..the person who act as Frodo in lord of the rings.. no offence..hahaha..one more thing.. im just kidding..you all funny man..chao!!

What Happen when i ordered Fried Rice..

2day, i wanted to eat fried rice.. so i ordered and wait.. after 15.44min, my rice havent come yet.. so i go complain lah.. the lousy shop keeper say i havent odered.. so i ordered again.. then.. waited for 12.35min till the waiter came out of the restaurant.. but he brought fried rice, i thought he was going to give it to me.. but instead, he gave to some pilak who can 6.54min later than me.. i went and made another complain.. this time they came out 5.21min later, but with mee goreng.. i said i wanted fried rice..FRIED RICE!!!!.. i went to the counter to complain..but the shop keeper wasnt there, instead..it was this 'aqua'.. looking at my watch and looking at him/her..thinking..i rather not complain.. so i just asume they were still cooking my nasi goreng..i waited.. 2.49min later..the 'aqua' told me they ran out of rice..looking at my watch..and my fat but sexayy stomach.. I.... (to be continued)