I wanna i wanna do something...

Ever wondered why we have this feeling called 'bored'?..usually, its put into sentences like.."Dude, watcha wanna do? Im bored.." or " Im bored lah, lets go do something eh.."..well, if ur feeling bored, or just have nth to do, u can play the bestest game!!! Yea, its a really great game whic involves you, and ur other 'bored' frens with you. Its so magnificent, so amazing, so wonderful, so great it just makes you wonder who cr8ted it, but its so damn freakin fun u wont wanna waste time wondering bout it. It rocks, it takes time, it doesnt need batteries nor plug-ins nor hot soup. Its that simple. So if you are ever feeling 'bored', play this super fantastic, bombastic, elastic, electrostatic, fanatic game!! Its free..and..its called...drum roll pls..........louder.............let me read you screaming.............................take a pic of you jumping and lets me see it.....................................................yes!, scream louder.........................................................suspence aint it??.................................................makes me feel hungry........................................................................................okay, done, i like bbq chicken ass.............its called KU, CHI, PA!!!!!

Wasnt that awesomely cool? So pls try this cool, make you wanna drool, by the pool, on a stool, no need tool game!! Chao!

Friends

Friends are the best people in the world. They are more fun than parents, though less mature. But that is why they rock!! Good frens are there to listen and to be lamified(sorry clem). They also wet you on random days(doesnt matter if its ur b'day or not) in various ways. They bug you cause they're bored, n u bug them cause they're vaunerable. Some gay around for fun, some just dun give a damn. Some, like me, usually positif..while others just spoils the atmostphere, in a good way..sort of o.o..maybe not..moving on, the coolest thing though is they're really special in their own ways..for instance, some got funny power, others got coffee power, then there are that have power rangers, and while the rest have the power of listening. Combind all 2gether n u get a rojak i guess.. neway, the point is, u better tell ur frens how much they mean to you b4 its too late, cause... ... if you thought this was going to be one of those touchy, sensitive post, think agn.

But, seriously though, the last fren u talk to may just got hit by a car, or almost grounded for the 3rd time, or just heading towards trouble. So, all i gotta say is, Chao!

Random Words

Some of u still dun get it. Neither do i. What am i talking about? I dun noe yet. But We're not gonna say no to yes about not finding out we are gonna do. well, 1st of all, ur gonna read, and ill type. 2nd, i will now say something random n an eye dear will pop out of now here. Know, its knot about taiping words that sound da same. Maybee eet eese. Whale, aint disc fascinating? sofa, do u understand mee? Guest knot. Bye now, i wood have suck up moist off ur brane juice.

Lets move on,

Sorry 4 that, its kinda cool though..
Do YOU noe the longest english word? well, its looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
But seriously, do you noe?
arcording to professor Imanerd, its pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
dont even ask me the meaning. Well, it means a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles from a volcano.

Now, the longest tamil word? Roti Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Frankly, idk.

Gtg! Chao!

So long didnt blog..many things to say..

Yoyo ppl..well, the most recent thing that happen to me is being hit by a car..although it was pain, the experience was so damn totally awesome!!!!! This is how it happen...



I was slow and not so furious, trying to cross the path of metal-based wheeled objects with humans in it. When i saw the opportunity, i took it..but, tiba-tiba, a big black metal-based wheeled object with a human in it appeared out of nowhere on the path of metal-based wheeled objects with humans in it. After being by the BBM-BWOWAWII, i got up and started running around to check wether i was still functional. The experience was kinda awesome..

Besides that incident, ALL SAINTS WON 1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!! runner up in english drama..

And, for those who wonder why i dun blog so often lately..ask my "mom"..

Chao!

P.S
I even wonder sometimes wether my mom is human..frankly, im pissed.

He's Able-Darwin Hobbs

Nth to say..just listen to the song above!!!! Its so damn wicked sick awesome!!!

Holiday

Hello..its me again..We now have 2 weeks of holiday exept adults( sorry youth boss). So let me tell you the meaning of holiday..

The Oxford Children's Dictionary-Holiday=Time off from school and work.
Kamus Kecil Baru(Eng-Malay)-Holiday=Hari Kelepasan(such deep, meaningful words)
Zaman Kamus Dwibahasa(Eng-Malay)-Holiday=Hari Cuti..

There are more but i malas..
Sadly, the meaning of this wonderful word doesnt apply in malaysia.

Case 1
On Friday, last week, a boy named Adriel, was forced to see his folio being mark INFRONT of him by the world's most ***** teacher. The ***** teacher didnt just do that, she made him re-DO his hardwork during the HOLIDAYS. Well, it wasnt just Adriel..the whole class had to..exept this one lucky boy..Visvanathan..a boy who lives by the book and never lets it go.

Case 2
Today, same guy same face but more liang zhai, just wanted to play a game with his frens..8 min passed, his mom came in n asked him to 'angkat baju'. 30min after that, ask him to eat lunch. What kind of mother would ask a 15 year old son to eat?? Mmg the boy would eat. He is human lah! adui..patience pun tak tahu..When he got back to the game, he dced.

Case 3
Malaysia is still macam 3rd world country.

Thx to the 'good' citizens of this country..we still suck!

GG. Chao!

Good Bedtime Stories..strictly 4 you n me..only..

Part 1

The Fishermonger



Once..only once..upon a time..1 time..there lived a fishermonger who lived at Kampung Ikan Bilis Goreng Sampai Mati. He lived next to Fisherman's Friend and Fish & Co. Anyway, every morning, he would wake up, go fishin, and eventually catch fish with his teeth..yes literally..kids, this is why we mush brush our teeth..Back to the fishmonger, so after catching, he would go sell fish la. One particular day, when he was selling fish, at exactly 8.45am, 5min before 8.50am, thats like 10min before 9am! woohoo!!..Fishmonger,"Fish! Fish! Get ur very own Fish! If its not alive its dead! Fish Fish!"..people were suprisingly attracted to his stall..before 9.15, his fish were all sold out. So, the fishmonger carried on doing his daily routin for a few days....untill.....a duckmonger came along..every morning, the monger will shout,"Duck! Duck! If u dun like ducks, well u better duck for ur life ducky! duck! Duck!"..cut long story short, fishmonger lost job..after the horrible experience, the fishmonger had nightmares of ducks, everytime he saw a duck, he will flop like a fish..and the word 'duck' kept repeating in his mind..2 years passed..and he realized the duckmonger wasnt there anymore..so he decided to start back from where he left off..But on his first day of selling fish, he couldnt stop thinking of ducks..whenever he wanted to shout Fish!..he mixed it up to become (sorry, but the next few parts have been taken off for "some" reasons)

And he lived happily ever after..that is till a stool seller came along, but, lets save that for another time...

Nitty Nite!