So long didnt blog..many things to say..

Yoyo ppl..well, the most recent thing that happen to me is being hit by a car..although it was pain, the experience was so damn totally awesome!!!!! This is how it happen...



I was slow and not so furious, trying to cross the path of metal-based wheeled objects with humans in it. When i saw the opportunity, i took it..but, tiba-tiba, a big black metal-based wheeled object with a human in it appeared out of nowhere on the path of metal-based wheeled objects with humans in it. After being by the BBM-BWOWAWII, i got up and started running around to check wether i was still functional. The experience was kinda awesome..

Besides that incident, ALL SAINTS WON 1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!! runner up in english drama..

And, for those who wonder why i dun blog so often lately..ask my "mom"..

Chao!

P.S
I even wonder sometimes wether my mom is human..frankly, im pissed.

He's Able-Darwin Hobbs

Nth to say..just listen to the song above!!!! Its so damn wicked sick awesome!!!

Holiday

Hello..its me again..We now have 2 weeks of holiday exept adults( sorry youth boss). So let me tell you the meaning of holiday..

The Oxford Children's Dictionary-Holiday=Time off from school and work.
Kamus Kecil Baru(Eng-Malay)-Holiday=Hari Kelepasan(such deep, meaningful words)
Zaman Kamus Dwibahasa(Eng-Malay)-Holiday=Hari Cuti..

There are more but i malas..
Sadly, the meaning of this wonderful word doesnt apply in malaysia.

Case 1
On Friday, last week, a boy named Adriel, was forced to see his folio being mark INFRONT of him by the world's most ***** teacher. The ***** teacher didnt just do that, she made him re-DO his hardwork during the HOLIDAYS. Well, it wasnt just Adriel..the whole class had to..exept this one lucky boy..Visvanathan..a boy who lives by the book and never lets it go.

Case 2
Today, same guy same face but more liang zhai, just wanted to play a game with his frens..8 min passed, his mom came in n asked him to 'angkat baju'. 30min after that, ask him to eat lunch. What kind of mother would ask a 15 year old son to eat?? Mmg the boy would eat. He is human lah! adui..patience pun tak tahu..When he got back to the game, he dced.

Case 3
Malaysia is still macam 3rd world country.

Thx to the 'good' citizens of this country..we still suck!

GG. Chao!

Good Bedtime Stories..strictly 4 you n me..only..

Part 1

The Fishermonger



Once..only once..upon a time..1 time..there lived a fishermonger who lived at Kampung Ikan Bilis Goreng Sampai Mati. He lived next to Fisherman's Friend and Fish & Co. Anyway, every morning, he would wake up, go fishin, and eventually catch fish with his teeth..yes literally..kids, this is why we mush brush our teeth..Back to the fishmonger, so after catching, he would go sell fish la. One particular day, when he was selling fish, at exactly 8.45am, 5min before 8.50am, thats like 10min before 9am! woohoo!!..Fishmonger,"Fish! Fish! Get ur very own Fish! If its not alive its dead! Fish Fish!"..people were suprisingly attracted to his stall..before 9.15, his fish were all sold out. So, the fishmonger carried on doing his daily routin for a few days....untill.....a duckmonger came along..every morning, the monger will shout,"Duck! Duck! If u dun like ducks, well u better duck for ur life ducky! duck! Duck!"..cut long story short, fishmonger lost job..after the horrible experience, the fishmonger had nightmares of ducks, everytime he saw a duck, he will flop like a fish..and the word 'duck' kept repeating in his mind..2 years passed..and he realized the duckmonger wasnt there anymore..so he decided to start back from where he left off..But on his first day of selling fish, he couldnt stop thinking of ducks..whenever he wanted to shout Fish!..he mixed it up to become (sorry, but the next few parts have been taken off for "some" reasons)

And he lived happily ever after..that is till a stool seller came along, but, lets save that for another time...

Nitty Nite!

Uses Of The 'Ugh' Word..

Ugh is a common expresion used by many but they dunno where it comes from..well, neither do i..so i came out of severall conclusions for the phrase 'ugh'..

1st, it is used to express ur anger, eg. I WANTED ONIONS ON MY STEAK! UGH!..it can oso express disguisting things that happen to u, eg. THERE ARE ONIONS ON MY STEAK!! UGH!!..

2nd, it is used in rap lyrics to make it sound more "fly"..Yoyoyo, check it out, ugh ugh yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh..

3rd, after drinking a nice cup of coffee, jenny, or any other nice drinks..it just make u wanna say..ahhh..which has nth to do with ugh..back to subject..

4th, well..there is one more...but its too dirty to be typed..and oso it will pollute young minds of various different kinds of ppl..so there be no 4th conclusion..

6th, u realised u there is no 5th, now ur reading this more...more..more..and u have a smile on your face...and u realized u just got punked..swoosh swoosh swoosh!!! so now u say Ugh..

well..i gtg eat my steak..with vegetables..ugh...Chao!!

The Results..

Yes..Now i noe wether i passed the manly test or not..exactly 7 days which is 168 Hours also known as 10080 mintutes which equals 604800 seconds after the test, the results were out..NOw, heres the thing..if you wanna find out my blood group, there is a question..
1st, add 40 and 50 together, then subtract it by 25, after that add 3, then times it by 20, then minus it by 1300, plus 8 to it, and finally subtract it by 60..wasnt that fun?..now, my blood group letter looks like that number..can you guess it?..if cant..too bad..n erm, ask me for the real answer! haha..

Chao!

My First Manly Test..

The Day TacoFReak Became TAcoMAn..Yes a REAL man..with muscles and all..anyway..this is how he became a man..montoku was wiped around his arm..as shown above..well..its not clear cause my mom took the pic obviously..her saying, "Good Picture Must HAve Movement"..back to becoming a real MAn.. then..the guy puts something else..

Well..i cant show you wat he puts but this is the thingy he uses to cover it..cool eh??...pls dun mind the background thing..drum thingy..anyway..moving on..

See the yellow thing behind?..it says danger..yes, its dangeruos...the tubes behind?..its just tubes...the number?? its the phone number..seriously..014689524..call me!..Now..u see the red colour thinghy?...thats a non-alcoholic substance..so its not important..

The point of this test is to see wether i have hipopotamus in my blood..the hipos got name oso..not bad..there is one named hipopotamus A, and another hipopotamus B....C kena buruh dan mati sudah..

I gtg..so Chao!

Add on..this is a test..got marks wan..i either get A, B, AB( its like A- or B+) or 'o'(another way of writting zero) which means fail..