Montokul!!

I shall now explain wat montokul is..
1) Montokul is an alcohol liquidised liquid.
2) A drink..
3) Better than wine..lousier than turpentine..
4) The smell of it will make you go kookoo..
5) Use in the art of getting drunk..
6) The stuff that cause people to burn in movies..well, thats not exactly montokul..but still, i think cicak man uses it...

Now that u noe wat it is..ill tell you the originatility..
It came from a native place in the land below the winds of southern eastern Asia known as Sabah today. This drink/drunk tool/alcoholic liquid/substance is made of non alcoholic transparent liquid which is known as water and other stuff.. In DOTA, it is use as a potion to help heroes do skills etc. rot.. explanation=the montokul melts into pudge fat but sexxayy body creating a stench that slows enemies down by 20% and the montokul makes him fatter causing enemies to take 100 dmg after drowning in his u noe wat..
I can oso bet my next door cat takes it like 20 bottles per day...cause..
1) It shits like 5 times a day infront of my house..
2) It gets drunk at night and party like a wild animal...a wild animal..
3) The teeth look yellowish..
4) I cant seem to differentshape it wether it is a boy with no balls or a girl with nvm..

The lesson is, dont do drugs..do tacos and montokul! chao..