The story of the pilaks history.

Long long time ago..a very long time ago. Like during Parameswara time..there lived and indian. Named Visvavava. He made a living on olden time drugs like candle smoke and fish poop. Anyway, he saw this letter one day..it had "pil" written on it. That was how estacy was cr8ed..but im not here to tell u that. 2 blocks down the jalanraya, lived Mohd. Shitwheresmyseventytwovirgins bin. idk. He was a very smart but stupid man. Smart in studying, stupid in applying wat he has learned. He was in a mamak stall trying to figure out whether the sun was golden or yellow when he thought of creating a weapon. Ass Kicker. thus, Ak-47 was created. So 2 days later..Visvavava got high on "pil" and terpunch Mohd.(lets just call him fag)..so they fought and eventually, a malay came to try to help, TRY. But failed..so the malay got owned instead.

To learn a valuble lesson, the malay tattooed pil ak on his hand..

Thus, pilaks roam everywhere now!