Good Bedtime Stories..strictly 4 you n me..only..

Part 1

The Fishermonger



Once..only once..upon a time..1 time..there lived a fishermonger who lived at Kampung Ikan Bilis Goreng Sampai Mati. He lived next to Fisherman's Friend and Fish & Co. Anyway, every morning, he would wake up, go fishin, and eventually catch fish with his teeth..yes literally..kids, this is why we mush brush our teeth..Back to the fishmonger, so after catching, he would go sell fish la. One particular day, when he was selling fish, at exactly 8.45am, 5min before 8.50am, thats like 10min before 9am! woohoo!!..Fishmonger,"Fish! Fish! Get ur very own Fish! If its not alive its dead! Fish Fish!"..people were suprisingly attracted to his stall..before 9.15, his fish were all sold out. So, the fishmonger carried on doing his daily routin for a few days....untill.....a duckmonger came along..every morning, the monger will shout,"Duck! Duck! If u dun like ducks, well u better duck for ur life ducky! duck! Duck!"..cut long story short, fishmonger lost job..after the horrible experience, the fishmonger had nightmares of ducks, everytime he saw a duck, he will flop like a fish..and the word 'duck' kept repeating in his mind..2 years passed..and he realized the duckmonger wasnt there anymore..so he decided to start back from where he left off..But on his first day of selling fish, he couldnt stop thinking of ducks..whenever he wanted to shout Fish!..he mixed it up to become (sorry, but the next few parts have been taken off for "some" reasons)

And he lived happily ever after..that is till a stool seller came along, but, lets save that for another time...

Nitty Nite!