The Continuation..

Please read below post atleast 2 times before reading this post=] Enjoy!!

I noe its kinda fast..but, i felt you all were still blur.. So, back to the question,"Where does fart come from?"..well, i think you still need more explanation to this question before it can be answered.. According to Dr. Gaseous, a very highly known doctor in the farting industry, a fart isnt that bad.. as said in the previous post, it can kill a fly..meaning its a natural ridsect! Aint that sooooo awesome??.. and farting CAN actually produce music!..the explanation..As gas comes out from the ***, vibration is present causing the fats at the *** to slap againts each other rapidly..twice the speed of light..and thus, the end product is created!..Such musical arts can be viewed at an oprah show etc. The Fart-Sound of the Oprah, Chitty-chitty Boom Boom!, 300(the live version staring Maximus Glutious)..

I bet u think this is amazing rite?..its Magnificent!!How can such a beautifull act be denied by so many humans??..Maybe fart can be use like the below sugestions in the future!..
1) Biodegradable Rm0.01 car fuel..
2) Used in gas tank for diving..
3) Hot-air balloons..well, we will have to change the name ofcourse..
4) Grenades..

By now i think you all roughly know what fart is.. dun worry if need more explanation sms me=]..

Sad to say, the million year old question will still be a million year old question..
Chao!

The Answer To Your Million Year Old Question..

Alot of people have been asking about it, researching about it, and they even tried it a few times to see what really goes on!..But the real answer to the question,"Where does Fart come from?" Is about to be answered..in just a moment..first, let me, TacoFreak, to explain what the heck is 'Fart'..

Fart is basicly a gas substance create "somewhere" in ur body by various discusting bacteria that live in our ***. Yes, just saying that makes me wanna ask the question," How the hell did they get in my ***?"..well, maybe in the next post ill tell you..
Anyway, fart is usually use by man to..
1) Annoy some people in a suprisingly disgusting way..
2) Realeses stress..o.o..
3) Start a camp fire..
4) Kill a fly..
5) Patch up the Ozone Layer..konon..

Isnt fart interesting?..well, there is more to it!! Sometimes smelling/sniffing/sucking in fart can be quite harmfull..it can..
1) Bring you into ur own world..
2) Make you do the belly dance while saying..Ewww!! Eww!!..
3) Make you run faster the than the state runner, and eventually bang into a wall or a person or even another "state runner"..

Farters a.k.a Eugenes, usually choose very good places to let their 'bombs' off..
1) Behind a tree..
2) Open areas etc. malls, classroom, teachers room, principals room..o.o..
3) In a car.. the smaller the better..

Now, the answer to the 1st question...........will be reaveled in the next post!
Chao!

How It Feels Like To Noe You Might Die On Ur B'Day..

Stupid tsunami prediction.. They better re-check wat they are predicting or ill personally fly my ass over and pwned those freaks..urghh..this is so crappy man..Its like, there is so many things i have yet to do in my to-do-list...
1) Flunk PMR..
2) Flunk SPM..
3) Earn money..
4) Spend Money..
5) GO CYBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6) Get a car..
7) Create an anti-piano society..
8) Drink alcohol..
9) Beat up pilaks..
Anyway.. this feels like crap lah.. Picture this..i finally get to go out with frens..then half way through the happy b'day song.."happy birthday to Adri..gulp gulp..heeelp..ahhhhhh.."..the next thing i hear.."Please proceed to room 555 555 555 555 555 558..if got any problem, please dial 123 GOD 456, we hope you enjoy your stay."..=.=..
Dang.. i really gonna miss all my frens.. dang.. especially Samuel..so long didnt crap with him..damn..well, this is my Good Bye Poem to all my good frens..

For all the days we have been together,
Even when time goes slow like a dropping feather,
Im not even very sure wether,
If we all can again get together..

Knowing you all has been fun,
Sorry for all stupid things ive done,
How I wish we all are playing the sun,
Or stuffing ourselves with wan ton..

If you think this one of touchy poems which make people cry,
Or those things that people say before they die,
Well I dont wanna tell a lie,
IM NOT GOING TO DIE THAT SOON WASAI!!..

If you fell for that...God Bless YOu man..
But seriously..I noe you all Luv me..so pls dun kill me on my b'day, stop polution and save the earth!
Chao!..

N those who dunno my b'day..God Bless You too..

What Boring People Are Related To..

1) Boredom..yea, a whole lot of it..

2) Eating oreos like how to tv shows you to..twist it, lick it, dip it..i hate the lick part..

3) Sejarah, even when they are sleeping in class during sejarah..they dream about it..

4) Bollywood movie..etc. Slim-dog Rupeenair, Bollywood Chiwawa..

5) Bollywood songs..etc. Oops I eat Chapatti again, You spin my roti chanai right round..

6) Thick books that contain alot of good useless info at the age of 15..etc. How to be smart for

dummies, How to get a bollywood girls heart..

7) Reading lame blogs..

8) Creatung lame blogs..

9) Putting lame comments on lame blogs..etc. "You funny man lol"..

10) Pilak wannabes..

11) Chilak wannabes..

12) American wannabes..

13) Skinny people wannabes..

14) My mom wannabes...ew..some people are just so impossible..

15) James Bond wannabes..

16) Dota..hahaha..

17) Clement..
18) The sun..
19) The sea..
20) The moon..
21) The white house..
22) The Black House..
23) The Multicolour nippon paint house..
24) Nothing..
Chao!!