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Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Answer To Your Million Year Old Question..

Alot of people have been asking about it, researching about it, and they even tried it a few times to see what really goes on!..But the real answer to the question,"Where does Fart come from?" Is about to be answered..in just a moment..first, let me, TacoFreak, to explain what the heck is 'Fart'..

Fart is basicly a gas substance create "somewhere" in ur body by various discusting bacteria that live in our ***. Yes, just saying that makes me wanna ask the question," How the hell did they get in my ***?"..well, maybe in the next post ill tell you..
Anyway, fart is usually use by man to..
1) Annoy some people in a suprisingly disgusting way..
2) Realeses stress..o.o..
3) Start a camp fire..
4) Kill a fly..
5) Patch up the Ozone Layer..konon..

Isnt fart interesting?..well, there is more to it!! Sometimes smelling/sniffing/sucking in fart can be quite harmfull..it can..
1) Bring you into ur own world..
2) Make you do the belly dance while saying..Ewww!! Eww!!..
3) Make you run faster the than the state runner, and eventually bang into a wall or a person or even another "state runner"..

Farters a.k.a Eugenes, usually choose very good places to let their 'bombs' off..
1) Behind a tree..
2) Open areas etc. malls, classroom, teachers room, principals room..o.o..
3) In a car.. the smaller the better..

Now, the answer to the 1st question...........will be reaveled in the next post!
Chao!

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