Feeling useless..

Ever had the feeling u wanna help, and when u get the chance, you blow it. damn.

The Love Guru

This guy is awesome.

Thats the future me babeh! these are my own terms...

Stupid

Excuses for

X-cersise

Looks

Interesting

Konon

Eheh.

From Hatred to Hat Red(backwards)

From Zero to Nano

From Star to Nebulae

From Chubby to Hubby

From Regurgitate to ingurgitate

From Balls to Ball(thats why we 'guys' need to be careful)

Tips for the perfect relationship to successfully be succesful.

1) Never tell the girl I Love You, too common, lame sudah, say stuff like, If u play dota, ull be a pro!

2) Dont ask for a date, instead, dont go out on dates at all, stay at home and sleep, thats the best!

3) If the girl is looking for attention, record"WOW, u are so damn awesome!" on a recorder and play it back agn and agn and agn untill the girl finally wants to dota.

4) Roses are red, violets are blue, dont buy her a ted, buy her a shoe.

5) Girls, smile pls, not fake, real ones, the ones that brightens up people day. i guess.

6) Always remember, two is better then one...im talking bout the number of teams in a dota game.

7) If ur still reading the tips, u are retarded.

8) Seriously, but...wait...these tips might actually work...

9) not.

10) Fag.

There u have it, so if ur looking for a love guru, dial 088-YouHaveNoSkills-SoBadTillTacoIsUrLastHope-123321

Chao~ or in an inverse function Ocha~