Lurve=O

Well, as u all know, i am NOT a jiwang person. but due to kids with raging hormones now adays, sad to say im 1 of them, love is kinda of a big smal of a huge tiny enourmous subject. Which is why im gonna type bout it 2day.

So, who created love? God la....how did he use it?

"For God so LOVE the world he gave his 1 and only son so that who ever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life!"

John 3:16

What is luv?

For moto-moto, he quotes, "She loves me cause im chunky, she loves me cause i huge"

Rite..

For keropok, its a brand..."Lurve"...quite nice bha..yum.

But what about human beings? wat is love to them??

For me, "Love is to love, and be loved in return."(i stole this from one of the drama in all saints 2 years ago) But, this is true. God loves you, all he wants is u to love him back. The creators of keropok "Lurve" will luv u if u love their keropok. Moto-moto...er..he's just gay.

So dont complain bout being lonely..for there is some1 that loves you, God. Or u can just call me=]

Btw, being jiwang aint that bad..it just aint me=]

Chao~

The story of the pilaks history.

Long long time ago..a very long time ago. Like during Parameswara time..there lived and indian. Named Visvavava. He made a living on olden time drugs like candle smoke and fish poop. Anyway, he saw this letter one day..it had "pil" written on it. That was how estacy was cr8ed..but im not here to tell u that. 2 blocks down the jalanraya, lived Mohd. Shitwheresmyseventytwovirgins bin. idk. He was a very smart but stupid man. Smart in studying, stupid in applying wat he has learned. He was in a mamak stall trying to figure out whether the sun was golden or yellow when he thought of creating a weapon. Ass Kicker. thus, Ak-47 was created. So 2 days later..Visvavava got high on "pil" and terpunch Mohd.(lets just call him fag)..so they fought and eventually, a malay came to try to help, TRY. But failed..so the malay got owned instead.

To learn a valuble lesson, the malay tattooed pil ak on his hand..

Thus, pilaks roam everywhere now!

Newbs.

U are a noob.

Try to figure this out..

Flying

Umbrella

Can

Kill

U

My 8 year old cousin said this.

Omg rite?

damn...

Chao~