What the chat box is for..

A chat box is for chatting.. not for styrofoam or satay or fried rice..you want those stuff?? go hardware store and restaurant.. and please.. akon is just crap, his latest songs sucks.. is he like trying to be a baby or something?? na na na na na na.. like wat a baby says when it wans milk.. and beyonce is just soo damn wrong.. let me tell her wat will happen if she were a boy.. shed be retarded.. katy perry never kissed a girl, she kissed a poster of herself..that fat obsesed woman with her fats.. who the heck is mr.cupido? i dun wanna find my true love..wth.. btw, jay is a boys name..how to be lesbian pilak?? i dun even wanna noe.. elvis, get a life!..ohya, ur dead..rain, ur a bad boy eddy, so shut up man.. wanna be something badder?? go punch Paris Hilton.. maths paper, i never cheated on you..only Chong Yee Shung does.. its marry poppins not marry poppinsi.. dumb person dunno how to spell..zzz.. barney, u are a overly fed, obesed, gay, stupid, crappy "dino".. there are only two reasons why u put on that useless suit..1)you too poor to wear anything else.. 2)you really stupid in da head.. king of calories, im not sure who you are.. but you really make me pissed for some reason.. lastly.. kerry and kim.. wats this crap man?? its like two tottaly different ppl, like trying compare the height of O'Neal and er..the person who act as Frodo in lord of the rings.. no offence..hahaha..one more thing.. im just kidding..you all funny man..chao!!

What Happen when i ordered Fried Rice..

2day, i wanted to eat fried rice.. so i ordered and wait.. after 15.44min, my rice havent come yet.. so i go complain lah.. the lousy shop keeper say i havent odered.. so i ordered again.. then.. waited for 12.35min till the waiter came out of the restaurant.. but he brought fried rice, i thought he was going to give it to me.. but instead, he gave to some pilak who can 6.54min later than me.. i went and made another complain.. this time they came out 5.21min later, but with mee goreng.. i said i wanted fried rice..FRIED RICE!!!!.. i went to the counter to complain..but the shop keeper wasnt there, instead..it was this 'aqua'.. looking at my watch and looking at him/her..thinking..i rather not complain.. so i just asume they were still cooking my nasi goreng..i waited.. 2.49min later..the 'aqua' told me they ran out of rice..looking at my watch..and my fat but sexayy stomach.. I.... (to be continued)