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Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Continuation..

Please read below post atleast 2 times before reading this post=] Enjoy!!

I noe its kinda fast..but, i felt you all were still blur.. So, back to the question,"Where does fart come from?"..well, i think you still need more explanation to this question before it can be answered.. According to Dr. Gaseous, a very highly known doctor in the farting industry, a fart isnt that bad.. as said in the previous post, it can kill a fly..meaning its a natural ridsect! Aint that sooooo awesome??.. and farting CAN actually produce music!..the explanation..As gas comes out from the ***, vibration is present causing the fats at the *** to slap againts each other rapidly..twice the speed of light..and thus, the end product is created!..Such musical arts can be viewed at an oprah show etc. The Fart-Sound of the Oprah, Chitty-chitty Boom Boom!, 300(the live version staring Maximus Glutious)..

I bet u think this is amazing rite?..its Magnificent!!How can such a beautifull act be denied by so many humans??..Maybe fart can be use like the below sugestions in the future!..
1) Biodegradable Rm0.01 car fuel..
2) Used in gas tank for diving..
3) Hot-air balloons..well, we will have to change the name ofcourse..
4) Grenades..

By now i think you all roughly know what fart is.. dun worry if need more explanation sms me=]..

Sad to say, the million year old question will still be a million year old question..
Chao!

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