Is that girl the girl?

If you fall in love..make sure if ur a plug, the other person is a socket..or the other way round.

Cause i hurts to put 2 plugs together, and there is no feel with to sockets..

Anyway..now adays, so many ppl are confuse bout this. So i gonna tell u how to make sure ur a plug, or a socket.

PLUGS

1) Got 3-pin, 2-pin..so make sure u can count.

2) Long and hard o.0..

3) Sticky.

SOCKETS

1) Got 3 holes, 2 holes, 2 senget holes( like this / \), multi purpose oso got(but is to many plugs, can short circuit tu)

2) Holely o.0

3) Hard to get the specific one...unless u pro on buying electrical stuff..

U noe wat, i dunno much myself...so lets just live happyly in this world of electricity!

The day we have no current is the day we stop living..so be shockingly happy!

Chao!..

Wat to do?

Somethings happen and we can do a d4mn thing a bout it. So the usuall respons to the 'event' is "wat to do?".

For example..

You dced during a game. Wat to do?

Your computer exploded. Wat to do?

U kena bodek. Wat to do?

So..these are alternate responses..

You dced during a game. Go play solitare, go get a life, tv..

Your computer exploded. Wtf?

U kena bodek. Bring geng...go to jail...end up a drug dealer..then get caught, then learn bout God and how u still have hope..and become a pastor!

In conclusion..if u have nth to do..think about this few things..there is always 2 different point of views to a situation.

quote, "Fat ppl will still be fat. Thinking ur buff just makes you feel good bout urself. Dont run from the truth. Herbalife, the solution to most health problems!"

Chao!

Merepek.

YO guys, girls, pondans.. sorry for the title, i dunno wat i wanna name this post.

So, life after PMR is good!..i was SUPPOSE to be as free as a bird, but due to my parents, i feel like im as free as a bird, in a bigger cage==

Moving on, yesterday, there was this damn useless ceramah. It WAS suppose to help us remember notes better, but they started saying weird stuff like numbers..idk wth it means. And we were split into groups, i was the leader. My 'minions' were awesome. Most of them sporting oso. I think the only things i gain from the ceramah was a flatter ass, and some frens..

Quote,"If students dun want it, why the hell do you give it to them knowing they will make alot of noise?"

2day was one of my frens birthday. Happy birthday!

Quote,"Nice cake, was it strawberry?"

I dun feel like cooking anymore. I think music is for me. but ofcourse, i will still try burning water. Its damn hard, u try la.

Quote,"Some cook books are useless, they dun tell you how to start a fire."

So i think i will be blogging more often now. its quite fun, although i dun put much pictures. im not the picture type..for now..

Quote,"If manuals tell us everything we need to noe, why the heck do we still ask questions?"

Chao!

Long time no post!

Hye, as u noe, i havent been bloging lately..well, thats cause ive been doin' stuff!..you noe..things i like to do..like..

1) Killing animals..etc. ants, semut, red ants, and black ants.

2) Watching the sunset..off my computer screen.

3) Annoying ppl, nudging, spamming weird emoticons at ppl..

4) Dota..dot a paper...

5) Wondering why the world is the world while sh...

Anyway..i did some cool stuff too! for instance..

1) Cook a whole chicken!..i noe its a white meat animal, but i made it pink!

2) Go to da' beach. Ppl were great!..beach wasnt ==

3) Cyber!!!

4) Pizza wut?

5) Listening to metal songs!!!

Wat would i like to do?

1) Paintball!

2) Meatballs!

3) Meet other ppl's little brothers o.o

4) Watch meat balls

5) Eat balls! fish balls..

6) Slice, cook balls! Meat balls..

7) Eat tom yam =]

Why would i like to do these?

Cause to world is full of...nvm..

Am I free for drinks?

Call me babe!!

Chao!

How was nexus?

Yo, as most u guys probally noe..i went to Nexus(Karabunai). U normally expect 5 star hotels to be great and awesome rite?..well, it actually is! exept for some things...

1) room service sucks!- I needed a yellow cable to connect to the internet..asking for that oso took them 7 hours 43 min and 52 secs to send it..
2) Free drink?..i couldnt believe they called it a drink. too hard to explain..
3) swiming pool?- too small..im fatt but sexxayy...gimme my space..
4) tv?..remote spoiled..need to turn the tv over, find the button, push it, then turn the tv around and wait 4 secs till the screen comes on. it aint really that bad though. got astro..
5) too many orang puteh..
6) the nuber of vinager bottles on the beach shore freaks ppl out..( for jelly fish stings)
7) Same breakfast buffet everyday..

The good stuff...
1) Nice bed..3 men slept together o.o
2) Beach sooo nice man!
3) Air cond damn cold..

As u can see there are more bad points.. but i think they can approve..i think lar..

Chao!

The Fruit

This is dedicated to a person whos name rhymes with Fung.

So wat makes a fruitful person? I dun really remember cause i forgot the sermon dy. Anyway, for me, some1 who is fruitful is cr8tive in their own special weird awesomely retarded way! Yes, u can be very need and smart but lack of self-confidence, or u can be messy and cool but lack of brains. Anything is ok cause thats who u are!

But let me tell you something..
If your reading this, ur either a boy, or a girl. Nice to noe that rite?

Now, if you think ur not a red, round and shinny fruit like my fren "Fung", u could be one of the following:-
a) Coconut
b) durian
c) Peanut
d) Peach
e) ground nut
f) Almonds
g) Walnut
many more..

So basicly, if your not a fruit ur a nut..or the other way round..
Dang, i dunno wat to say dy...sorry "fung", i cant write much bout you..too boring..no spark of idea..hahahahaha..

Chao!

Stare and sooner or later youll get it!(not)

Why do ppl stare?
1) To scare, threaten, or convince some1
2) Im too hot.
3) Give signals.
4) Tell some1 you wan it.
5) Bored*

Well, these are the reasons why you shouldnt stare,
1) Its not nice.
2) Im too hot for you=]
3) Just telling some1 is easier.
4) Use your mouth man.
5) You'll still be bored..

Benefits of staring..
1) Idk
2) You let me noe im hot=]
3) Idk
4) You dun have to use ur mouth.
5) Youll not be bored for the 1 sec, then u realize you are so bored you forgot what you were staring at..

Conclusioned.

Stupid
Time Wasting
Act
Really makes me
Even hotter =] =] =]

Chao!