The end of a gay year, beginning of a year yet to be known..

Sorry for the extremely gay title..but hey, its MY blog, so bare with it==

So, how was this year? 2 words..gay. As in happy=] wat i did and almost did..

1) Ate 3 burgers in 2 min

2) Drink a can of 100 plus in less than 20 secs?

3) Loss 4 kg then gain them back!

4) Played drums in Singapore! yeah! rock on!

5) Got gb 3 times in school.

6) almost kissed Clement Tham..he looked away and smiled..awhhh xD

7) Wrote lyrics for a song..idk wat the heck happen to them

8) Fell in love with rock/metal..buyaka!

too much...as frens, u all should know wat i've done. oh well..

Wat i wish to accomplish next year?

1) Get rm100 for no reason..no catch*

2) Teach my fellow minions drums=]

3) Look buff..i repeat..Look..

4) Have a more happening* band.

5) Have fans for the band.

6) Maybe even sponsors..

7) Groupies?? nah...

8) Wear a bra infront of a girl?..kinda fag but considerable..hhmmmm..

let me end with a joke. i dun care wether u think its cold or not. if u think u wont like it, dun read larh.

Once apon a time...a very long time ago..even before Jesus was born. Ali went into Starbucks. He ordered 2 cups of nicely brewed hot coffee with toppings. Then the casher asked, are u suppose to be a cafe urself?

Get it? ali cafe? hahahahahaha..this is hilarious man..hahahahahahahahhahahaha...

chao!

Hi evarybodeh!

Im gonna try and make my blog more reader friendly from now on! pls comment after u read! thx!

So, u guys are probably thinking how to use up these last few days of 2009..well, i think i some ways u can use..

1) Wondering how to use all that leftover food from christmas dinners?...u should be thinking why u didnt invite enough ppl instead..use these few days to plan next years christmas =]

2) Take down the christmas tree..then put it up agn(x3)..good exercise man!

3) Dota...u noe...Diet from Obesity Till Ant-sized o.0

4) Party la. Use ur brain abit la.

So, the question of this few days is...Wat to do for chinese new year?

Chao~

Back in Black

Black is cool..some ppl even wear everything black; shirts, pants, shoes, hair..

But where is the diversity?

Why are ppl so colourist?

Why cant ppl just live together in peace and harmony?

I cant answer those questions.

So bye bye=]

Chao!

cHiN4

As some of u noe..i went the China..more specificly, Zhu Hai(pig shoe), HK, and Ma' Cow(Macao). These places really inspired me to learn chinese...not. The stuff there are so damn expensive..like HK$40 for 1 McD set. thats around rm20..but drumsticks are cheap=]

Cut the long story short, the trip was kinda boring...no frens...but the food made the trip more worth it...McD breakfast for 3 days in a row is AWESOME!

The tv there ok la..chinese songs not that bad..its the chinese english they use that makes the song weird in a way...

I oso felt that going to Ma' Cow was abit too early 4 me...i cant gamble T.T..the only think i like there is the curry crab and the portugese egg tart =]..yummy stuff man..

To sum it up, black ppl rock!

Chao!

Signs.

As we all noe..X is a kiss and O is a hug..

But who the heck invented that?? IDK.

So wat do u think triangle means??

Anyway, a hug and a kiss maybe a good thing to give ur luved ones this christmas. Or u can just give an OX. Either way, one is loving and sweet...the other is tasty.

Another thing is the middle finger. Ppl show it at other ppl who they are mad with. Its rude and not nice if u do it, some ppl say..but looking at this world, wat is not rude and nice? We have dirty cops, drug dealers and my mom(she aint nice, sometimes). Makes me wonder why ppl think made it a bad sign. I mean, we use it everyday. To hold a pensel, a cup. Sometimes, we even use it to wear rings and stuff. It aint that bad. Wait, i 4got the point of this post. nvm.

Chao! blur la me.

Is that girl the girl?

If you fall in love..make sure if ur a plug, the other person is a socket..or the other way round.

Cause i hurts to put 2 plugs together, and there is no feel with to sockets..

Anyway..now adays, so many ppl are confuse bout this. So i gonna tell u how to make sure ur a plug, or a socket.

PLUGS

1) Got 3-pin, 2-pin..so make sure u can count.

2) Long and hard o.0..

3) Sticky.

SOCKETS

1) Got 3 holes, 2 holes, 2 senget holes( like this / \), multi purpose oso got(but is to many plugs, can short circuit tu)

2) Holely o.0

3) Hard to get the specific one...unless u pro on buying electrical stuff..

U noe wat, i dunno much myself...so lets just live happyly in this world of electricity!

The day we have no current is the day we stop living..so be shockingly happy!

Chao!..

Wat to do?

Somethings happen and we can do a d4mn thing a bout it. So the usuall respons to the 'event' is "wat to do?".

For example..

You dced during a game. Wat to do?

Your computer exploded. Wat to do?

U kena bodek. Wat to do?

So..these are alternate responses..

You dced during a game. Go play solitare, go get a life, tv..

Your computer exploded. Wtf?

U kena bodek. Bring geng...go to jail...end up a drug dealer..then get caught, then learn bout God and how u still have hope..and become a pastor!

In conclusion..if u have nth to do..think about this few things..there is always 2 different point of views to a situation.

quote, "Fat ppl will still be fat. Thinking ur buff just makes you feel good bout urself. Dont run from the truth. Herbalife, the solution to most health problems!"

Chao!

Merepek.

YO guys, girls, pondans.. sorry for the title, i dunno wat i wanna name this post.

So, life after PMR is good!..i was SUPPOSE to be as free as a bird, but due to my parents, i feel like im as free as a bird, in a bigger cage==

Moving on, yesterday, there was this damn useless ceramah. It WAS suppose to help us remember notes better, but they started saying weird stuff like numbers..idk wth it means. And we were split into groups, i was the leader. My 'minions' were awesome. Most of them sporting oso. I think the only things i gain from the ceramah was a flatter ass, and some frens..

Quote,"If students dun want it, why the hell do you give it to them knowing they will make alot of noise?"

2day was one of my frens birthday. Happy birthday!

Quote,"Nice cake, was it strawberry?"

I dun feel like cooking anymore. I think music is for me. but ofcourse, i will still try burning water. Its damn hard, u try la.

Quote,"Some cook books are useless, they dun tell you how to start a fire."

So i think i will be blogging more often now. its quite fun, although i dun put much pictures. im not the picture type..for now..

Quote,"If manuals tell us everything we need to noe, why the heck do we still ask questions?"

Chao!

Long time no post!

Hye, as u noe, i havent been bloging lately..well, thats cause ive been doin' stuff!..you noe..things i like to do..like..

1) Killing animals..etc. ants, semut, red ants, and black ants.

2) Watching the sunset..off my computer screen.

3) Annoying ppl, nudging, spamming weird emoticons at ppl..

4) Dota..dot a paper...

5) Wondering why the world is the world while sh...

Anyway..i did some cool stuff too! for instance..

1) Cook a whole chicken!..i noe its a white meat animal, but i made it pink!

2) Go to da' beach. Ppl were great!..beach wasnt ==

3) Cyber!!!

4) Pizza wut?

5) Listening to metal songs!!!

Wat would i like to do?

1) Paintball!

2) Meatballs!

3) Meet other ppl's little brothers o.o

4) Watch meat balls

5) Eat balls! fish balls..

6) Slice, cook balls! Meat balls..

7) Eat tom yam =]

Why would i like to do these?

Cause to world is full of...nvm..

Am I free for drinks?

Call me babe!!

Chao!

How was nexus?

Yo, as most u guys probally noe..i went to Nexus(Karabunai). U normally expect 5 star hotels to be great and awesome rite?..well, it actually is! exept for some things...

1) room service sucks!- I needed a yellow cable to connect to the internet..asking for that oso took them 7 hours 43 min and 52 secs to send it..
2) Free drink?..i couldnt believe they called it a drink. too hard to explain..
3) swiming pool?- too small..im fatt but sexxayy...gimme my space..
4) tv?..remote spoiled..need to turn the tv over, find the button, push it, then turn the tv around and wait 4 secs till the screen comes on. it aint really that bad though. got astro..
5) too many orang puteh..
6) the nuber of vinager bottles on the beach shore freaks ppl out..( for jelly fish stings)
7) Same breakfast buffet everyday..

The good stuff...
1) Nice bed..3 men slept together o.o
2) Beach sooo nice man!
3) Air cond damn cold..

As u can see there are more bad points.. but i think they can approve..i think lar..

Chao!

The Fruit

This is dedicated to a person whos name rhymes with Fung.

So wat makes a fruitful person? I dun really remember cause i forgot the sermon dy. Anyway, for me, some1 who is fruitful is cr8tive in their own special weird awesomely retarded way! Yes, u can be very need and smart but lack of self-confidence, or u can be messy and cool but lack of brains. Anything is ok cause thats who u are!

But let me tell you something..
If your reading this, ur either a boy, or a girl. Nice to noe that rite?

Now, if you think ur not a red, round and shinny fruit like my fren "Fung", u could be one of the following:-
a) Coconut
b) durian
c) Peanut
d) Peach
e) ground nut
f) Almonds
g) Walnut
many more..

So basicly, if your not a fruit ur a nut..or the other way round..
Dang, i dunno wat to say dy...sorry "fung", i cant write much bout you..too boring..no spark of idea..hahahahaha..

Chao!

Stare and sooner or later youll get it!(not)

Why do ppl stare?
1) To scare, threaten, or convince some1
2) Im too hot.
3) Give signals.
4) Tell some1 you wan it.
5) Bored*

Well, these are the reasons why you shouldnt stare,
1) Its not nice.
2) Im too hot for you=]
3) Just telling some1 is easier.
4) Use your mouth man.
5) You'll still be bored..

Benefits of staring..
1) Idk
2) You let me noe im hot=]
3) Idk
4) You dun have to use ur mouth.
5) Youll not be bored for the 1 sec, then u realize you are so bored you forgot what you were staring at..

Conclusioned.

Stupid
Time Wasting
Act
Really makes me
Even hotter =] =] =]

Chao!

How did I spend My holiday..So far..

It was a cold, wet, day in the cab on 25 August, 2009. The streets were crowded with ppl, the sky was grey, and the birds all seem to be in the mood to bree.... Nvm. So I went to the airport, only to find out that my flight wasnt delayed(damn) at 5.45 am. I was going on a journey i never knew would be great and dull at the same time. I call this, The Journey To The Centre Of Penang. Are you scared yet? o.0

Anyway, we arrived there, ohya, we as in me my bro, sis, dad, mom dan byk org lagi. We arrived there at around 10 something i think. The flight ended early(didnt get to sleep). 'We' then went to eat rm9.50 Penang Fried you noe wat. Boy, and u expect to get it cheaper at it origal place, dang. Big Mac much Better!!!!! The 'we' went to da hotel to check in.(Fast Foward)

So that is how i ended the 'adventure'. Now im home, 5 days before exam. And still blogging.

I feel kinda fat but still sexxayyyy! Chao!

Come, come, Come!!!

Yo, as most of u guys noe, my band will rocking on the 23rd of August which is the day after tomoro's tomoro's tomoro's tomoro's tomoro's tomoro's tomoro's tomoro. Or u can say next Sunday...Anyway, i would like to invite u guys to come and see!!! Bring friends, or family or just come alone. No terms, No conditions, Just 20 bucks. Its that cheap!! Our catogory of the competition will start at around 3-4. So just come at 3=].

Btw, our band name is a little gay but it was a last minute thing, WE WILL change it. Its, 'Fly High'.

Hope to see ya there!!

Chao!

Why Rockers ROCK!!

1)Yo, have u ever been into a church where there sing hymns, with a choir made of really old ppl? Or 2)have u ever been to a normal church where they sing praise and worship song normally? Or 3)have you been to a youth church full of happy jumpy ppl sing loud, cool, awesome songs that makes you feel good? Well, knowing that this is the 21st centuary, YOUNG ppl prefer the third kinda church rite? Yes youth boss, your with us too=] We shouldnt judge a church on how they sing their songs cause the main reason is to worship God. It maybe as boring as watching black and white films sometimes but hey, not everything is perfect in this world.. But it doesnt mean we should be bored! cause when something is boring or doesnt give that jumpy spirit, we always try to get a solution rite? And maybe the answer to the question is in the question. Some of us never even boder finding that almost perfect solution. We rather stick to our old ways and do thing old fashion and well, be rather boring. The point is, this is the 21st centuary and we should all WAKE UP! Even the old ppl. We cant always be the same. We always gotta change. Cause its not like we wear the same shoes for 50 years rite? we have to buy new ones rite?

So, this is just my opinion, whatever so, Rockers like me Will Always Rock!!!!

Im Sorry

Yo, feeling abit regret for the wrongs ive done, i cr8ted this poem 1 second ago for you all..pls dun cry..*perasan*..

Im sorry sorry sorry,
Sorry for being naughty,
sorry for being crappy,
Sorry for being angry.

Sorry to the people in the chat box,
I noe my comment sucks,
Sorry for being like a fox,
Cunning and deadly like tox, -ins

Sorry to my peeps in school,
Ive been a fool,
Trying to be cool,
And being so cruel.

Sorry because there is no other word like it,
Maybe some but just abit,
I could say maaf or some word that rhymes with 'it',
Oh ya, back to the topic.

I would like to thank the guy who inspired me to write this,
He didnt really ask me to do this,
But after sometime, we all realize,
Good frens can come from anywhere like Luiz(s).

Btw,
Im not gay,
Nor am i a satay,
Im just there to cheer u up when u have a bad day.

Well i gtg already,
Pls be steady,
I noe im too touchy,(perasan)
Haha, jk only.

Chao!

P.S Im not a soft person, dun get me wrong..to prove that, ill end this post with a joke, why did the duck cross the road?..

1000 X 22/7

WOW!! 1000++ views..And yesterday was pie day=] Yes! the tsunami didnt come, Yes! I was an awesome day, No! I didnt just got splashed by water..got cola, 100 plus, root beer, ice lemon tea, ppl damn rich now adays, No! I didnt have a nice dinner..damn evaporation of water causing rain.. Anyway, its great time to party and be happy.. before exam ofcourse..

P.S Pls Stop spamming useless comments in the chat box, if u really have nth better to do, lets me introduce you to a very cool book call HOW TO BE USEFULL for idiots, just you spammers out there..

Chao!

I wanna i wanna do something...

Ever wondered why we have this feeling called 'bored'?..usually, its put into sentences like.."Dude, watcha wanna do? Im bored.." or " Im bored lah, lets go do something eh.."..well, if ur feeling bored, or just have nth to do, u can play the bestest game!!! Yea, its a really great game whic involves you, and ur other 'bored' frens with you. Its so magnificent, so amazing, so wonderful, so great it just makes you wonder who cr8ted it, but its so damn freakin fun u wont wanna waste time wondering bout it. It rocks, it takes time, it doesnt need batteries nor plug-ins nor hot soup. Its that simple. So if you are ever feeling 'bored', play this super fantastic, bombastic, elastic, electrostatic, fanatic game!! Its free..and..its called...drum roll pls..........louder.............let me read you screaming.............................take a pic of you jumping and lets me see it.....................................................yes!, scream louder.........................................................suspence aint it??.................................................makes me feel hungry........................................................................................okay, done, i like bbq chicken ass.............its called KU, CHI, PA!!!!!

Wasnt that awesomely cool? So pls try this cool, make you wanna drool, by the pool, on a stool, no need tool game!! Chao!

Friends

Friends are the best people in the world. They are more fun than parents, though less mature. But that is why they rock!! Good frens are there to listen and to be lamified(sorry clem). They also wet you on random days(doesnt matter if its ur b'day or not) in various ways. They bug you cause they're bored, n u bug them cause they're vaunerable. Some gay around for fun, some just dun give a damn. Some, like me, usually positif..while others just spoils the atmostphere, in a good way..sort of o.o..maybe not..moving on, the coolest thing though is they're really special in their own ways..for instance, some got funny power, others got coffee power, then there are that have power rangers, and while the rest have the power of listening. Combind all 2gether n u get a rojak i guess.. neway, the point is, u better tell ur frens how much they mean to you b4 its too late, cause... ... if you thought this was going to be one of those touchy, sensitive post, think agn.

But, seriously though, the last fren u talk to may just got hit by a car, or almost grounded for the 3rd time, or just heading towards trouble. So, all i gotta say is, Chao!

Random Words

Some of u still dun get it. Neither do i. What am i talking about? I dun noe yet. But We're not gonna say no to yes about not finding out we are gonna do. well, 1st of all, ur gonna read, and ill type. 2nd, i will now say something random n an eye dear will pop out of now here. Know, its knot about taiping words that sound da same. Maybee eet eese. Whale, aint disc fascinating? sofa, do u understand mee? Guest knot. Bye now, i wood have suck up moist off ur brane juice.

Lets move on,

Sorry 4 that, its kinda cool though..
Do YOU noe the longest english word? well, its looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
But seriously, do you noe?
arcording to professor Imanerd, its pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
dont even ask me the meaning. Well, it means a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles from a volcano.

Now, the longest tamil word? Roti Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Frankly, idk.

Gtg! Chao!

So long didnt blog..many things to say..

Yoyo ppl..well, the most recent thing that happen to me is being hit by a car..although it was pain, the experience was so damn totally awesome!!!!! This is how it happen...



I was slow and not so furious, trying to cross the path of metal-based wheeled objects with humans in it. When i saw the opportunity, i took it..but, tiba-tiba, a big black metal-based wheeled object with a human in it appeared out of nowhere on the path of metal-based wheeled objects with humans in it. After being by the BBM-BWOWAWII, i got up and started running around to check wether i was still functional. The experience was kinda awesome..

Besides that incident, ALL SAINTS WON 1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!! runner up in english drama..

And, for those who wonder why i dun blog so often lately..ask my "mom"..

Chao!

P.S
I even wonder sometimes wether my mom is human..frankly, im pissed.

He's Able-Darwin Hobbs

Nth to say..just listen to the song above!!!! Its so damn wicked sick awesome!!!

Holiday

Hello..its me again..We now have 2 weeks of holiday exept adults( sorry youth boss). So let me tell you the meaning of holiday..

The Oxford Children's Dictionary-Holiday=Time off from school and work.
Kamus Kecil Baru(Eng-Malay)-Holiday=Hari Kelepasan(such deep, meaningful words)
Zaman Kamus Dwibahasa(Eng-Malay)-Holiday=Hari Cuti..

There are more but i malas..
Sadly, the meaning of this wonderful word doesnt apply in malaysia.

Case 1
On Friday, last week, a boy named Adriel, was forced to see his folio being mark INFRONT of him by the world's most ***** teacher. The ***** teacher didnt just do that, she made him re-DO his hardwork during the HOLIDAYS. Well, it wasnt just Adriel..the whole class had to..exept this one lucky boy..Visvanathan..a boy who lives by the book and never lets it go.

Case 2
Today, same guy same face but more liang zhai, just wanted to play a game with his frens..8 min passed, his mom came in n asked him to 'angkat baju'. 30min after that, ask him to eat lunch. What kind of mother would ask a 15 year old son to eat?? Mmg the boy would eat. He is human lah! adui..patience pun tak tahu..When he got back to the game, he dced.

Case 3
Malaysia is still macam 3rd world country.

Thx to the 'good' citizens of this country..we still suck!

GG. Chao!

Good Bedtime Stories..strictly 4 you n me..only..

Part 1

The Fishermonger



Once..only once..upon a time..1 time..there lived a fishermonger who lived at Kampung Ikan Bilis Goreng Sampai Mati. He lived next to Fisherman's Friend and Fish & Co. Anyway, every morning, he would wake up, go fishin, and eventually catch fish with his teeth..yes literally..kids, this is why we mush brush our teeth..Back to the fishmonger, so after catching, he would go sell fish la. One particular day, when he was selling fish, at exactly 8.45am, 5min before 8.50am, thats like 10min before 9am! woohoo!!..Fishmonger,"Fish! Fish! Get ur very own Fish! If its not alive its dead! Fish Fish!"..people were suprisingly attracted to his stall..before 9.15, his fish were all sold out. So, the fishmonger carried on doing his daily routin for a few days....untill.....a duckmonger came along..every morning, the monger will shout,"Duck! Duck! If u dun like ducks, well u better duck for ur life ducky! duck! Duck!"..cut long story short, fishmonger lost job..after the horrible experience, the fishmonger had nightmares of ducks, everytime he saw a duck, he will flop like a fish..and the word 'duck' kept repeating in his mind..2 years passed..and he realized the duckmonger wasnt there anymore..so he decided to start back from where he left off..But on his first day of selling fish, he couldnt stop thinking of ducks..whenever he wanted to shout Fish!..he mixed it up to become (sorry, but the next few parts have been taken off for "some" reasons)

And he lived happily ever after..that is till a stool seller came along, but, lets save that for another time...

Nitty Nite!

Uses Of The 'Ugh' Word..

Ugh is a common expresion used by many but they dunno where it comes from..well, neither do i..so i came out of severall conclusions for the phrase 'ugh'..

1st, it is used to express ur anger, eg. I WANTED ONIONS ON MY STEAK! UGH!..it can oso express disguisting things that happen to u, eg. THERE ARE ONIONS ON MY STEAK!! UGH!!..

2nd, it is used in rap lyrics to make it sound more "fly"..Yoyoyo, check it out, ugh ugh yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh..

3rd, after drinking a nice cup of coffee, jenny, or any other nice drinks..it just make u wanna say..ahhh..which has nth to do with ugh..back to subject..

4th, well..there is one more...but its too dirty to be typed..and oso it will pollute young minds of various different kinds of ppl..so there be no 4th conclusion..

6th, u realised u there is no 5th, now ur reading this more...more..more..and u have a smile on your face...and u realized u just got punked..swoosh swoosh swoosh!!! so now u say Ugh..

well..i gtg eat my steak..with vegetables..ugh...Chao!!

The Results..

Yes..Now i noe wether i passed the manly test or not..exactly 7 days which is 168 Hours also known as 10080 mintutes which equals 604800 seconds after the test, the results were out..NOw, heres the thing..if you wanna find out my blood group, there is a question..
1st, add 40 and 50 together, then subtract it by 25, after that add 3, then times it by 20, then minus it by 1300, plus 8 to it, and finally subtract it by 60..wasnt that fun?..now, my blood group letter looks like that number..can you guess it?..if cant..too bad..n erm, ask me for the real answer! haha..

Chao!

My First Manly Test..

The Day TacoFReak Became TAcoMAn..Yes a REAL man..with muscles and all..anyway..this is how he became a man..montoku was wiped around his arm..as shown above..well..its not clear cause my mom took the pic obviously..her saying, "Good Picture Must HAve Movement"..back to becoming a real MAn.. then..the guy puts something else..

Well..i cant show you wat he puts but this is the thingy he uses to cover it..cool eh??...pls dun mind the background thing..drum thingy..anyway..moving on..

See the yellow thing behind?..it says danger..yes, its dangeruos...the tubes behind?..its just tubes...the number?? its the phone number..seriously..014689524..call me!..Now..u see the red colour thinghy?...thats a non-alcoholic substance..so its not important..

The point of this test is to see wether i have hipopotamus in my blood..the hipos got name oso..not bad..there is one named hipopotamus A, and another hipopotamus B....C kena buruh dan mati sudah..

I gtg..so Chao!

Add on..this is a test..got marks wan..i either get A, B, AB( its like A- or B+) or 'o'(another way of writting zero) which means fail..

Emoticons..

Emoticons are for people with fake 'emotions'...if you if u give me a smiley..ur frowning..if you give me a sad one,..ur oso still frowning..conclusion if you give me an emoticon..ur frowning..
I dun get it..how can there be a sad smiley?..its like =( and =) equals =\...nowonder they call it 'emo'ticons..
Some people use them to "cheer" people up..all it does is makes you scroll down more..making you tired...and if your sad already, scrolling down will make you annoyed and tired and fustrated and eventually more sad cause the smiley dun mean anything to you..
Emoticons are oso used to anoy ppl as shown above..
Conclusion for these 2 points, emoticons are annoying..

Now i shall tell you the good things about them..

actually, i cant think of anything good about them..i wonder why people are sooo obsessed over them?..its like...in msn, when they are bored..they start this annoying so called 'fun' game named smiley war..i mean..even the name sucks..Cant it be like 'Call Of Duty Smiley Warfare' or 'Aku Bosan'..anyway..wat happens during this game is they start spaming smiley..ex. =], =[, =.=, = p, = o, o.o, :], :[, :(, :), =(, =)...well, usually they will use other things..wat i hate the most is the smiley with broken teeth..i mean, its just wrong..my bro got nightmares out of it..dang..

Theres more but i got complains about my post being too long..so Chao!!

Ps.
This post is not to discourage u all from using smileys..its to inform u all are lame XD..
=] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] =] no seriously..=.="..Bye!

Montokul!!

I shall now explain wat montokul is..
1) Montokul is an alcohol liquidised liquid.
2) A drink..
3) Better than wine..lousier than turpentine..
4) The smell of it will make you go kookoo..
5) Use in the art of getting drunk..
6) The stuff that cause people to burn in movies..well, thats not exactly montokul..but still, i think cicak man uses it...

Now that u noe wat it is..ill tell you the originatility..
It came from a native place in the land below the winds of southern eastern Asia known as Sabah today. This drink/drunk tool/alcoholic liquid/substance is made of non alcoholic transparent liquid which is known as water and other stuff.. In DOTA, it is use as a potion to help heroes do skills etc. rot.. explanation=the montokul melts into pudge fat but sexxayy body creating a stench that slows enemies down by 20% and the montokul makes him fatter causing enemies to take 100 dmg after drowning in his u noe wat..
I can oso bet my next door cat takes it like 20 bottles per day...cause..
1) It shits like 5 times a day infront of my house..
2) It gets drunk at night and party like a wild animal...a wild animal..
3) The teeth look yellowish..
4) I cant seem to differentshape it wether it is a boy with no balls or a girl with nvm..

The lesson is, dont do drugs..do tacos and montokul! chao..

Wawasan 2021!

I had a dream of it last night...yes! the perfect future!..No more killing..still got dying..and more Montokul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still dunno what the heck that is but its catchy!! Now, back to the point..2021 is the key to the best thing ever...thats rite! TACOS..imagine tacobells everywhere!...EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...and also burritos, nachos, salsa, pianyatta, pinniocho, pineapple..anyway, the main point is, a taco symbolises peace..the crunchy exterior with the spicy interior makes me feel peaceful, n so will you.. N taxes? well..sadly, they will still exist..sad rite?? Lets cry for a moment..........................................cry eh.........................................why u not crying??......................................................................................................................its a sad thing wor...............................so cry.........=(................................................................................................nvm.............................................................

So, that was relaxing wasnt it??? sorry, i still cant imagine wawasan 2021..but all i noe..lets shout Montokul 7 times instead of merdeka...cause merdeka is lame, like the supermarket..

Montokul!

Montokul!!

Montokul!!!

Montokul!!!!

Montokul!!!!!

Montokul!!!!!!

Montokul!!!!!!!

After doing that..i will never miss spell montokul ever agaian..Chao=]

The truth..

These are the few facts of life if you live in malaysia that are, so to say, stupid..

1) The Climate can kill..imagine this..2 hot hours in a hall listening to useless, USELESS speechess that are claimed to be "helpfull" and all this happening in mid-day.
2) Taxes..gov tax, service tax, using toilet tax, using toilet tissue paper tax, using toilet bowl tax, parking tax, extra parking tax, spilling food on the floor tax, wasting money tax, voting tax, being non muslim tax..damn, thats alot of taxes..
3) The cats are damn useless!!..they are worst than those in america..the shit everywhere..i mean everywhere, its hard to cut their balls of because they stink, the try* to look cute but they are so damn retarded..gosh..talk about 9 lives...cats in Malaysia have like 999999 lives..seriously..u can spend whole day throwing them out of your house but they still come back..throw as in throw from the highest point of your house..
4) The "big mac" here can be called the miny burger in america..
5) We actually have aquas..we just dont see them often in KK..
6) Such thing as BN exist..i mean..this is where the BN people are in the evolution chart..Human< Caveman< Apemen< Ape< Cicakman< BN..

Fellow frens and not so friendly frens, this is why we must fight to reach my vision of 2021..
And for all Christian frens..be strong and be blessed..cause if you ever think about being a muslim..think of all the things u will not be able to eat..
1) Cha Sao Pao..
2) Zhu Niuk Pao..
3) Cha Sao Fan..
4) Tuaran Mee..

In the next post..i will be revealing m wawasan 2021..
Chao!

The Continuation..

Please read below post atleast 2 times before reading this post=] Enjoy!!

I noe its kinda fast..but, i felt you all were still blur.. So, back to the question,"Where does fart come from?"..well, i think you still need more explanation to this question before it can be answered.. According to Dr. Gaseous, a very highly known doctor in the farting industry, a fart isnt that bad.. as said in the previous post, it can kill a fly..meaning its a natural ridsect! Aint that sooooo awesome??.. and farting CAN actually produce music!..the explanation..As gas comes out from the ***, vibration is present causing the fats at the *** to slap againts each other rapidly..twice the speed of light..and thus, the end product is created!..Such musical arts can be viewed at an oprah show etc. The Fart-Sound of the Oprah, Chitty-chitty Boom Boom!, 300(the live version staring Maximus Glutious)..

I bet u think this is amazing rite?..its Magnificent!!How can such a beautifull act be denied by so many humans??..Maybe fart can be use like the below sugestions in the future!..
1) Biodegradable Rm0.01 car fuel..
2) Used in gas tank for diving..
3) Hot-air balloons..well, we will have to change the name ofcourse..
4) Grenades..

By now i think you all roughly know what fart is.. dun worry if need more explanation sms me=]..

Sad to say, the million year old question will still be a million year old question..
Chao!

The Answer To Your Million Year Old Question..

Alot of people have been asking about it, researching about it, and they even tried it a few times to see what really goes on!..But the real answer to the question,"Where does Fart come from?" Is about to be answered..in just a moment..first, let me, TacoFreak, to explain what the heck is 'Fart'..

Fart is basicly a gas substance create "somewhere" in ur body by various discusting bacteria that live in our ***. Yes, just saying that makes me wanna ask the question," How the hell did they get in my ***?"..well, maybe in the next post ill tell you..
Anyway, fart is usually use by man to..
1) Annoy some people in a suprisingly disgusting way..
2) Realeses stress..o.o..
3) Start a camp fire..
4) Kill a fly..
5) Patch up the Ozone Layer..konon..

Isnt fart interesting?..well, there is more to it!! Sometimes smelling/sniffing/sucking in fart can be quite harmfull..it can..
1) Bring you into ur own world..
2) Make you do the belly dance while saying..Ewww!! Eww!!..
3) Make you run faster the than the state runner, and eventually bang into a wall or a person or even another "state runner"..

Farters a.k.a Eugenes, usually choose very good places to let their 'bombs' off..
1) Behind a tree..
2) Open areas etc. malls, classroom, teachers room, principals room..o.o..
3) In a car.. the smaller the better..

Now, the answer to the 1st question...........will be reaveled in the next post!
Chao!

How It Feels Like To Noe You Might Die On Ur B'Day..

Stupid tsunami prediction.. They better re-check wat they are predicting or ill personally fly my ass over and pwned those freaks..urghh..this is so crappy man..Its like, there is so many things i have yet to do in my to-do-list...
1) Flunk PMR..
2) Flunk SPM..
3) Earn money..
4) Spend Money..
5) GO CYBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6) Get a car..
7) Create an anti-piano society..
8) Drink alcohol..
9) Beat up pilaks..
Anyway.. this feels like crap lah.. Picture this..i finally get to go out with frens..then half way through the happy b'day song.."happy birthday to Adri..gulp gulp..heeelp..ahhhhhh.."..the next thing i hear.."Please proceed to room 555 555 555 555 555 558..if got any problem, please dial 123 GOD 456, we hope you enjoy your stay."..=.=..
Dang.. i really gonna miss all my frens.. dang.. especially Samuel..so long didnt crap with him..damn..well, this is my Good Bye Poem to all my good frens..

For all the days we have been together,
Even when time goes slow like a dropping feather,
Im not even very sure wether,
If we all can again get together..

Knowing you all has been fun,
Sorry for all stupid things ive done,
How I wish we all are playing the sun,
Or stuffing ourselves with wan ton..

If you think this one of touchy poems which make people cry,
Or those things that people say before they die,
Well I dont wanna tell a lie,
IM NOT GOING TO DIE THAT SOON WASAI!!..

If you fell for that...God Bless YOu man..
But seriously..I noe you all Luv me..so pls dun kill me on my b'day, stop polution and save the earth!
Chao!..

N those who dunno my b'day..God Bless You too..

What Boring People Are Related To..

1) Boredom..yea, a whole lot of it..

2) Eating oreos like how to tv shows you to..twist it, lick it, dip it..i hate the lick part..

3) Sejarah, even when they are sleeping in class during sejarah..they dream about it..

4) Bollywood movie..etc. Slim-dog Rupeenair, Bollywood Chiwawa..

5) Bollywood songs..etc. Oops I eat Chapatti again, You spin my roti chanai right round..

6) Thick books that contain alot of good useless info at the age of 15..etc. How to be smart for

dummies, How to get a bollywood girls heart..

7) Reading lame blogs..

8) Creatung lame blogs..

9) Putting lame comments on lame blogs..etc. "You funny man lol"..

10) Pilak wannabes..

11) Chilak wannabes..

12) American wannabes..

13) Skinny people wannabes..

14) My mom wannabes...ew..some people are just so impossible..

15) James Bond wannabes..

16) Dota..hahaha..

17) Clement..
18) The sun..
19) The sea..
20) The moon..
21) The white house..
22) The Black House..
23) The Multicolour nippon paint house..
24) Nothing..
Chao!!

Sorry..

I dun feel like blogging today..
I just dun wanna take a break..
For those who noe why.. Im sorry..

Today No Post..

Sorry, nth to post.. no idea, no spark in my life to blog about.. wait.. thats it!! ill blog about nth to blog about..
Well, through personal experience, went i have nth good to say..i just go ahead and say the stupid things i wanna say..Sometimes i regret why..then i ask myself..and wonder...wonder...wonder..then i end up doing something else like eating cha sao pao, watching tv, eat another cha sao pao, drink some coke, watch stuff on youtube, go Damai buy some more cha sao pao, drink 100 plus, blog about stuff, eat another cha sao pao, get sick of cha sao and start eating tiew sa bao..
anyway, after that, i forget what i wanna think about then i start to think, wat i have to do.. then i think.... think .... think ..... think .... then i sleep..
Back to the real subject..Cha Sao..i mean...blogging about nth to blog.. So, reasons to why i have no idea to blog..
1) Cant stop of what Eugene did at school today..
2) cant believe i did it too..
3) It made me feel weird..
4) He was sooo naughty...arrrrrrr...
5) I never thought ignoring people was so fun..
6) Stupid piano theory..
7) Stupid piano
8) Stupid instrument
Anyway.. i think im getting kinda lame..
so Cha!! Sao..

Happy April You Fool..

Before you think im about to write another lame, crappy, stupid, time wasting post..I just wanna say.. thank you for atleast readin untill here.....here ....here?.......here............Here!!...................or maybe here??.......if you still reading.. good.. anyway.. let me begin..

Everwonder what is or who created April Fools Day??..well..sadly.. im not here to answer that.. Lets just say, April Fools Day is when stupid people do stupid things to let their victims know how stupid they are.. and to the question,"Who created April Fools Day?"..i can only say that i think a girl named April did this.. She must have been a stupid girl who was jealous of May and June.. May and June were twins and they looked..ok ok lah..neway, April must have been a retard.. wanting to look like them.. so 1st sshe headed to town to buy somethings.. 1st on her list was make up powder, but she bought itching powder, next, she went to buy a hair dryier, but bought a door buzer instead.. and lastly, trying very hard to grow taller..(Kerry pls dun perasan).. she ask another short girl.. the short girl was 15 years old, lived in likas, random/emo/lame.. but what April didnt noe.. was that this short girl, named Smerry, doesnt really noe how to grow tall.. thats the story of April Fools Day.. the moral is..dont do drugs!..Chao!..

What the chat box is for..

A chat box is for chatting.. not for styrofoam or satay or fried rice..you want those stuff?? go hardware store and restaurant.. and please.. akon is just crap, his latest songs sucks.. is he like trying to be a baby or something?? na na na na na na.. like wat a baby says when it wans milk.. and beyonce is just soo damn wrong.. let me tell her wat will happen if she were a boy.. shed be retarded.. katy perry never kissed a girl, she kissed a poster of herself..that fat obsesed woman with her fats.. who the heck is mr.cupido? i dun wanna find my true love..wth.. btw, jay is a boys name..how to be lesbian pilak?? i dun even wanna noe.. elvis, get a life!..ohya, ur dead..rain, ur a bad boy eddy, so shut up man.. wanna be something badder?? go punch Paris Hilton.. maths paper, i never cheated on you..only Chong Yee Shung does.. its marry poppins not marry poppinsi.. dumb person dunno how to spell..zzz.. barney, u are a overly fed, obesed, gay, stupid, crappy "dino".. there are only two reasons why u put on that useless suit..1)you too poor to wear anything else.. 2)you really stupid in da head.. king of calories, im not sure who you are.. but you really make me pissed for some reason.. lastly.. kerry and kim.. wats this crap man?? its like two tottaly different ppl, like trying compare the height of O'Neal and er..the person who act as Frodo in lord of the rings.. no offence..hahaha..one more thing.. im just kidding..you all funny man..chao!!

What Happen when i ordered Fried Rice..

2day, i wanted to eat fried rice.. so i ordered and wait.. after 15.44min, my rice havent come yet.. so i go complain lah.. the lousy shop keeper say i havent odered.. so i ordered again.. then.. waited for 12.35min till the waiter came out of the restaurant.. but he brought fried rice, i thought he was going to give it to me.. but instead, he gave to some pilak who can 6.54min later than me.. i went and made another complain.. this time they came out 5.21min later, but with mee goreng.. i said i wanted fried rice..FRIED RICE!!!!.. i went to the counter to complain..but the shop keeper wasnt there, instead..it was this 'aqua'.. looking at my watch and looking at him/her..thinking..i rather not complain.. so i just asume they were still cooking my nasi goreng..i waited.. 2.49min later..the 'aqua' told me they ran out of rice..looking at my watch..and my fat but sexayy stomach.. I.... (to be continued)

Why cant go cyber..

1) Mom
2) Mama
3) Mamamia
4) Mommy
5) Miss Mom
6) Mother
7) My Mom
8) You noe my Mom..
9) My brothers Mom
10) MOM!

S.A.T.A.Y. is not what you think it is..

Sincirely, i think its worst than nasi lemak, cause atleast nasi lemak got nasi..this is just lemak, so dun play play...

At some stalls, the charcoal they use are actually "fat-full" charcoal..adding that extra fattie taste in the satay..if you eat too much at 1 time, ur oesphaqeous* idk spell eddy* will be clog with the fatty crap..

Then, sometimes..eating too much satay makes you wanna "do it" and usually the places where the stays stalls are, the toilet is rundown, the thinghy cant flush, the seat half broken, the graffity that says stuff lie," i hate Isaac"..i mean like, who the hell is isaac?? i dun even noe the guy..anyway..sometimes oso when ur halfway "doing it", a croacroch comes out of nowhere n freaks you out..you noe watta mean..

Aunties and uncles buys satay for rmo.80 each, but actually..if you buy you own meat, buy a grill, and use your own gas, per satay is only rmo.79.. so dun waste money...

Yes, im doing this cause i care bout the ppl.. i dun wan you all to get sick, sit in crappy toilet or waste money..so when you have nth to do..call me lah..im free 247, 24 hours a week,7 days month.. bring me makan=] chao!!

Stanley's Poem

I just realized the below post has nth to do with apologise, so this poem is 4 you, Stanley=]

Stanley, Stanley, Stanley,

U are sometimes very manly,

Although not that friendly,

But thats my Stanley..

Sometimes when you smile in class,

U look like pie crust,

If no fan you complain panas,

Make me wanna drink jus nanas..

I never meant wat i say when i ejek,

Just didnt have a better subject,

You're a good fren thats a fact,

If you sweet i'll give u a whole sack..

To end this thing i wont sing,

Cause i got comments it is torturing,

Just to let you noe with you i wanna be friending,

Cya buddy when we schooling..

Sorry 4 not bloging..i was "busy"..

This is dedicated 4 Stanley, as an apology for husting his fergile heart.. i luv you man!!

Reasons for the above ABOVE statement..
a) Having a real life rather than virtual 1..
b) Holy bah..bah...
c) Me n vincent did it!!
d) Matthew did it too!!
e) N so did Luiz... sorry hannah, the truth hurts doent it?..
f) 4 all christ church campers...2 NITE, WE DINE IN OMEGA HALL!!!...
g) 'Tried' to sabo clement..damn..
h) Learn da bass bah..bah..
i) Got drum contracts i had to sign with CCL youth band..im now making RM0.00 per month..
j) 'Tried' to wet Caroline..
k) Aiyo Adriel...

the followin arent church related, so CCL YOUTH, pls go see other blog lah..

l) Trying to apologise to Stanley..
m) 3days 2nites in hospital cause of Stanley..just joking..funny rite?..
n) Celebrate independance day..to come..
o) Worrying bout sivik n geo project.

anyway..its late and i didnt eat chocolate, so..u noe me...chao!

Wat i hate..

Things that make me go kookoo..

a)Stanley blocking my view..
b)Stanleys bottle blocking my view
c)stupid cats..
d)stupid cats babies..
e)stupid cats poop blocks signal from modem..
f)smell of dead stupid cats("unknown killer")..
g)when i forget to press the on button b4 playing with the comp..
h)dumb birds that fly their own death eg. into walls, fans shredding machines, mirrors, trees, cars, busses, humans?, houses, buildings, airplanes, jetplanes, air-asia planes, planes and more..
i)no net..
j)crappy frendship songs..
there are many more..to be continued...

no cats/birds were harm in the making..

Why is DiGi gettin worst n worst..

1st of all the 1st things i wanna say,
Too much yellow can make you feel gay..
2nd of the 1st,
The duck reminds you of bath time..when fat ppl strip n go into toilet..GAY..
3rd of the 1st,
They use stupid childish songs to *try* n promote DiGi, but all it does is keep me awake at nite n think of gay ppl..
4th of the last of 1st,
Wat happen to the freaky gay yellow dude???..i think he got shot..(hopefully)..

Cause i feeling malas, this is the last of the first everlasting lastness of 1st intentionally last reason,

Im using DiGi..means i can send free gay sms to you all!!! Muahahahahahahahahahahah!!
Typing this is so gay, i think i gonna watch barney n frens on youtube..<>..

Reasons of having good frens..

a. Cause its good n makes you feel good..
b. U can force them to read ur blog even when its totally pointless..
c. The ones that are piuny are good punch bags..
d. We can agree Jonas Brothers are gay..
e. We can go camping n get nasty stomach cramps of eating to mach of evrything we see..
f. Make them wear pink bra's n make them do belly dancing..ehhrmm..fauzi cough*..
g. Fat frens make you feel skinny..
h. They will 4give eventhough they noe this is 100% talking bout them..not all..
i. I malas wan write nemore..thx for letting me waste 4 of ur precious minutes=]

Okay..so i dun blog everday, so wut???
life is not interesting everyday, so why cant somepeople, haha nvm..
juz joking thanks to all that read my blog..sorry for the lameness XD?
gtg..lol

i just started lol..

I dun care bout my luv life,
i dun care about mickey mouse killing me,
i dun care bout me dying,
no, i dun ur stupid "good luck",
so stop sending me chain mails..noobs..